Monday, April 02, 2012

Artsy Fartsy Charlie (Part 1)



Chapter 1

It's no use you know. It'll never happen. I mean I've tried everything, but alas she'll never have me. She's the most beautiful thing in the world. Her smile as bright as the sun itself, her voice as melodious as the greatest of songbirds, the smoothness of her skin, her luscious lips, her upturned nose. Ah love you are such a cruel master.

Charlie Franklin rolled a cigar around in his palm as he mused on about his unrequited love. His two companions, Mark DeRosa and Arnold Maxwell, sat on their bales of hay, prepping their cigars listened in rapt attention to find out who Charlie was talking about.

He continued on:
The way her dresses just flow in the breeze and move as she hangs out the morning laundry, the way the curlers in her hair every morning reflect the sunrise. Ah my Kathy , my Kathy why do you spurn me so?

Maybe it's because you're such a useless git,piped in Arnold now realizing that Charlie was just going on about his neighbor. It was a weekly thing with Charlie, so Arnold didn't feel the need to be tactful anymore.

Who you calling useless?asked Charlie.

I believe he means you. Certainly not me,said Mark cutting the end of his cigar.

That's right who else is there?said Arnold lighting his cigar and handing the match off to Mark.

Mark lit his cigar and was about to blow out the match when Charlie grabbed it from him.

Hey don't forget about me,said Charlie puffing away as the cigar end glowed orange. Then he quickly blew out the match and sat back on his little bale of hay.

But Charlie,said Mark.Aren't you afraid what will happen? You know what they say, the third man on a match is bad luck.

Ah that's an old wife's tale. What could happen to me?said Charlie trying unsuccessfully to blow smoke rings, and getting ticked off they weren't working as planned, so he waved his hand in order to dissipate the smoke.

All sorts of bad things that's what,replied Mark with a mock worry on his face.Like that doings with the druids.

Nonsense, that wasn't bad luck. In fact it was sort of fun. I mean look at me I'm the luckiest man alive, except for the ...Charlie tailed off in deep reflection.

Maybe that is part of it. You see you're lack of success in getting Kathy to return your love might just be part of the curse.

Hmm never thought of that. No that's not it. It's just that she is missing her Husband George.

The three men bowed their head in memory of their Friend of 10 years George woods.

To George,said Arnold lifting a can of beer he pulled from the knapsack they carried with them.

To George,replied Mark and Charlie. And all three of the old friends had a drink and a moment of silence.

Smoke filled the silent unused barn where Mark, Charlie and Arnold sat. It was like their unofficial clubhouse. The three retirees, well two retirees and one never gainfully employed 50 year olds like to rest at midday during their travels around Holmton Minnesota and the surrounding countryside.


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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Call Me When You Die (Part 1)


Here a sample of my novel "Call Me When You Die".  I hope you enjoy this little taste and will come back for more. See end of post  for more information. 

Chapter 1

Da-Da-Duhm. Da-Da-Duhm.

A tinny version of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony was ringing in the air. A shaky hand reached form out under a blanket and gravely voice said:

“Hello, you have reached Mitch Robinson, how may I help you?”, it was more instinctive than anything else.

“Leave me alone,” came a shrieking voice.

“What?”, asked Mitch, rubbing the sleep from his eyes.

“No, no I can't, I won't let you,” came a trembling voice.

“Can't let me what?” asked Mitch surprised at the tone of voice on the other end.

“Oh I think you have no choice now, cooperate or there will be consequences” replied a strongly accented voice.

“Bu-bu-but I can't, I won't, it's not my choice. Even if it was I still wouldn't.”

“That is not my concern. The boss doesn't like being ignored like this.”

Smack and a thud.

Some whimpering.

“Get up you greasy slimeball. Stop your crying and listen up. If you don't play ball there are very harsh consequences. Not only for you but for everyone else in your life as well.”

This exchange got the sleepy Mitch Robinson to sit up and pay attention to the conversation happening on the other side of his phone receiver.

“Hello, Hello Who is this?” shouted Mitch still a bit groggy.

It was obvious they were ignoring him.

“I'm telling you it's all a mistake, really I..I.. am not who you think I am.” the trembling voice now quivering and sobbing.

“Shut up crybaby and cooperate. We know exactly who you are and what you do and dare I say where you live?”

Smack thud

“We know all about you, we know what you are doing and we know all about your business and howmuch you make on each transaction. We know your wife and what she does as well. You will start giving us our cut or else.”

“Look guys funny joke right? I'm not playing around I know it's you,” said Mitch.

Again obviously being ignored as the other conversation, the one without him, continued.

“But, But I can't. I won't. I'll just get the police.”

“Oh sure, run to the police, as if they will do anything. Oh and what happens when they investigate some of your let's say, shady side deals? Are you sure you want to bring that down on you and your family? ”

“How can you know about.. I mean what side deals? What about my family? Leave them out of this, haven't you done enough damage to them already?”

“Ha you think we don't check out who we are dealing with to see if they are worth the trouble? Besides how do you think we got on to you eh?”

“Well I am not giving in to your bullying, do your worst.”

“Okay your choice. Sasha, he's all yours.”

“Hey who is this? Robin? Gary? Jena, c'mon guys very funny, you Punk'd me,” Mitch said laughing into his phone.

Still it was obvious he was being ignored.

“No, No. Look I change my mind, I was only bluffing. Really I'm ready to cut a deal, no no NO! AAAHH!”

Crack went the unmistakable sound of a baseball bat or other club smashing into a skull. The sound of someone screaming and falling.

Then dead silence.

Mitch was checking around and noticed the clock read 2:37. He knew because of the darkness and the slight drunkenness it was A.M. as he just got home from the party at 1:30. At the party they were discussing shows like “ Punk'd”, and for the older ones “Candid Camera” and said there was no way any of them as seasoned detectives, police officers and researchers that they would ever fall for one of those scams.

Jeanie Donavon said it would be easy to Punk all of them as being present and ex-cops, they were too suspicious and gullible into believing anything, especially bad things about people.

Mitch remembered disagreeing and said he could easily tell by the scenario and the way people acted. Also the voices would give it all away once he started asking questions. He though it would be easy to get them off script.

Oh yea there was lots of beer, whiskey and other beverages of an alcoholic nature consumed by one and all.

Mitch felt he knew he just got Punk'd but the trick now was to figure out which of his friends did it, and how to get them back.

Or a better idea was to go back to sleep and worry about it all in the morning after sobering up and having a good cup of strong coffee. ....

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Monday, January 02, 2012

Using Time As Your Will Writing Ally




When you sit down to write there are two powerful time tools you can call upon: the obsession and the deadline. Both are useful and if used right they will help you get the kind of results you want. However each should be used at different times and for different occasions. If you do use them, you’re almost guaranteed you’ll never have any problem writing that book of yours and more than likely in record time. But if you're new to writing and you’re just learning how to write a book you may not be as familiar with them as you’d like, and not know how or when to use them correctly and to your advantage. Here’s some tips on how using them and the amazing results you can expect to get with each.

First there's “The Obsession”. This has nothing to do with some muse sitting on your shoulder or the mythical wonder of inspiration. Let's say that several months ago, just for a fleeting second or two, a thought popped into your head that you’d decided to write a book about it someday. Perhaps you had the topic or story idea all fleshed out in your mind and you knew exactly what you wanted to say.

And then, POOF, the moment was gone. Just like that.

Then a few weeks later, out of the blue, the thought to write a book came back but this time it lingered for a minute or so. A month after that, it was a 15- 20-minute daydream. Now it has become all you can think of. You’re driven by who knows what, but when you wake in the morning, it’s on your mind, and it stays there even after you fall asleep, haunting your dreams. This is the obsession of writing your book you need.

The result of this process is almost magical. One day you’ll sit down and you’ll arise, refreshed, a few days later, with your entire book completed.

How do you bring this obsession about? It’s not difficult. After you’ve finished reading this article, just think about the book you want to write, if only for a few seconds. Write it down on a scrap of paper or even better a “to-do list”. Tomorrow, remind yourself to do the same. As well as the day after that, and the day after that.

Each time, think about your book for a longer and longer period. After just a few days, you’ll start to see that the thoughts are coming by themselves, now. And you’re giving them more and more time.

Don’t write, just think. Watch as the thoughts become an interest, the interest into a passion and the passion into an obsession.

This is the kind of technique I hear about when other writers tell me they couldn’t believe it but they just sat down and before they knew it, the book was writing itself and without thinking about it, it was nearly half done, or even completely done.

Now on to the deadline for writing your book. Here’s the logic behind this strategy. If you give someone all the time in the world to do something, how long does it usually take them? That’s right, all the time in the world.

Giving yourself until next week to accomplish something is a good start, but I’ve learned that the shorter the deadline, the more impending the goal, the easier it will be to accomplish that goal.

So, instead of saying that you’ve got to finish your book in a few weeks, or this chapter in three days, I tell myself that I have an immediate deadline of five minutes to produce 200 words. I’ll be able to master that only if I have a substantial blueprint for my book, and if I write (er.. type) as quickly as I physically can. If you write 200 words in five minutes, you’ve got a 10-page chapter in just 75 minutes of writing. That’s progress.

Start using time as you’re ally, rather than your enemy. If you can master either of these techniques, you can write your book faster than you ever thought possible. If you get control of the time factor you will make it happen if you let yourself.

Come back next time for more tips, tricks and techniques to assist you in your writing,marketing and sales efforts. Remember we're all in this together and I'm pulling for you.

Mahalo.

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Monday, December 05, 2011

Writing Historical Fiction - George Washington Slept Where?




Ah as fiction readers and writers we all dream of far off exotic lands, interesting places and scenarios to explore, and fascinating people who live more exciting lives than we do (I am not sure but I don't think I ever read about James Bond sitting in his PJ's eating pizza at his computer, er.. not that I ever do...). Some even dream of far away times, whether as a science fiction writer one thinks of the future, or one thinks of past times. I know my wife loves reading about the middle ages. Me, I prefer the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Whatever time period, past, present or future, is your favorite or preference, you find many stories written about each period.

Of the three time periods, writing historical fiction is probably the hardest . For present day issues you can just write about the world around you. For futuristic science fiction and fantasy, well you make up the world and its rules. But when writing about the past, one has to be very careful and make sure you do your research.

Some questions you need to answer are:

  • What and how did people eat back in your period?
  • What did they wear?
  • How did they get their goods?
  • How long does it take to travel 5, 10, 100 miles?
  • What were the social customs?
  • What were the trends of the day?
  • What were the major news stories of the day?
  • What kind of houses, how did they heat them and how many to a room?
  • What were the houses made of?
  • And so on and so forth.

You see you have to be careful not to imbue your characters with modern day values or thoughts. True most of human nature hasn't changed over the last few million years, but our attitudes and how we believed the world to be was different even 25 years ago compared to today (Inter what? World Wide What?, yes I remember time before the internet PC's and GUIs, how did we ever survive back then?). People who read historical fiction know about and are interested in the period you will be writing about. And they tend to be very knowledgeable and if you try and pull a fast one, well they will suss you out and throw your book away, very fast. So do your research.

Be very careful when writing abut historical figures as well. You can't be making up new stories about them as you might end up being sued for libel (yes it seems even the dead have rights these days) by their heirs or historical societies. The best thing to do is create your own character who might have known the person, or served with them etc. They can have some interaction with the historical character, but no new made up deep dark secrets should be invented. Events can be used, but again be sure to stick to the facts, just stretch the behind the scenes, you just add thoughts of your character who was there, but not necessarily a major player in the history books.

What genre works with historical fiction? Well just about any if you really think about it. You can have a detective investigating the Boston Tea Party, or maybe a romance aboard the Lusitania, or maybe an adventure with the Crusaders, or a student of Leonardo Da Vinci's. Maybe even write a story, and go back and change a few tidbits here and there, and all of a sudden you are in the 18th Century court of the Czar of Russia! The ideas are endless, and only hampered by your imagination. Just get your facts right and you can do anything.

All in all writing historical fiction is a fun escape to a bygone era, one where you can wonder what it was like to be in a simpler time. Get it right and you can find unbridled success. Just be sure to take care and do your research or the readers will skewer your work.

Mahalo.

Come back next time for more tips, tricks and techniques to assist you in your writing,marketing and sales efforts. Remember we're all in this together and I'm pulling for you.



Mahalo.



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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Recycling Your Content For Profit




The information age is wonderful in that it is easy to create information to share with others. But once you create all this wonderful information what can you do to make a profit with it? Well if the content you develop is of good quality you can always sell your content for profit. Here are a few ways to increase profits by selling your content

1. Repackage your web site content in to different products to sell. You could create speeches, audio books, classes, and video tapes with your content.

2. Divide your content up and use it for promotional articles. You could submit them to other web sites or ezines for publicity. Just add your resource box.

3. Allow people to link to your web site's content. This is a fast way to get hundreds of people linking to your web site.

4. Add to your content and create an ebook to sell. You don't want to sell your free content, but if you add to it you can. It's an extra profit stream.

5. Compile it into a free ebook. You could submit it to free ebook directories. Use it as a bonus for when people subscribe to your ezine.

6. Use your free content as a lead in product for your fee based content or private site. Just allow them the option of up grading to the paid version.

7. Place it on follow-up autoresponders from your web site. This is a great way to remind people to come back and revisit your web site.

8. Create a free bonus out of your content for your main product. When you add new content, remove the old content and create a bonus product with it.

9. Use the content to create a press release. This works well if you need extra information for your press release announcement.

10. Trade content with other web sites. It will give you the chance to get new content and promote your web site at the same time.

Come back next time for more tips, tricks and techniques to assist you in your marketing and sales efforts as you learn to live the champagne life on a beer budget. Remember we're all in this together and I'm pulling for you.
Mahalo.
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Wednesday, November 09, 2011

How To Profit From Twitter Without Really Trying

Do you want to know how to obtain joint ventures, meet people you can produce products with, get people to promote your products and jump start your business for low to no cost to you? Well how about Twitter? And you can do all of this now, even if you don't know anyone to start, even if you don't have any sort of list to begin with, even if you're a newbie, even if you're a Mac or Linux user, even if you can't attend seminars, even if ...., well you get the drift, anyone can do this.

 You're hearing about it everywhere these days, but do you really know how to get started using it? If you use twitter properly, you can:

 * Meet people who have lists and can promote your product.
 * Meet people who have the know how to move your business forward.
 * Connect with people like you, so you don't have that feeling you're in this all alone.
 * Avoid the bickering, arguing junk that goes on in forums.

 One thing I hate about forums is a few people post all the time and become power brokers, even if they're obnoxious, don't have any clue what they're doing and so forth. Forums also attract a lot of negativity. Twitter is a totally different and refreshing experience.

 So what are some the best tips on getting the most out of Twitter?
 1. Sign up at Twitter.com
 2. Keep the negative junk off Twitter - Don't use Twitter to try to get that refund or resolve disputes. The purpose is marketing. Use it to bring positive energy and meet people.
 3. Follow people who are in your niche.- Go to Twitter.com. Click on "find people." Type in names of people who write blogs in your niche, who have affiliate products and who are influencers.
 4. Make friends - Do NOT go onto Twitter pitching people. Make friends. Be a sociable person.
 5. Learn the art of the RT - RT stands for "retweet". There's a little icon that says RT. When you retweet someone's message, you're passing it on so the people on your list can see it. This is the ultimate form of sharing.
6. Observe for a week - Spend a week or so just watching others and learning what happens on Twitter before you jump in head over heels.
7. Share your positive energy -I said this before. But I'm going to repeat. Positive energy attracts other positive people.
8. Give first - Do NOT ask people to promote you or your product. GIVE first. Offer to promote THEM!
9. If someone really annoys you, you can go to twitter.com, find their name and on the right side is link where you can block them.
10. Offer viral ebooks and reports on Twitter. - Instead of blatantly promoting your product, it's better to offer a little report or ebook with a decent chance of others retweeting it.
11. When you run across a cool web site or resource tweet it to your list.
12. Go out of your way to promote others to your Twitter list. They'll reciprocate some time in some way.
13. When you find a good blog post on someone's blog, pass it along to your Twitter list.
14. Learn to Twitter on your iPhone or cell. Yes, you can do that too.
15. Understand that in the big picture your goal is to find people who have lists and can promote your products then make friends with 'em.
16. Inspire others to go for it and pursue what they know they should pursue but don't have the courage to do it. Be a cheerleader for people's highest and best interests.
17. Use Twitter strategically to meet and network with list owners.

 Do NOT end up twittering away time you really should be using to create products or do other promotions. No one really cares what you eat, when you have to go to the bathroom, etc.

 Use Twitter. Don't let it use you.

 Come back next time for more tips, tricks and techniques to assist you in your marketing and sales efforts as you learn to live the champagne life on a beer budget. Remember we're all in this together and I'm pulling for you. 

Mahalo.

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Wednesday, October 05, 2011

What Should I Write?

What should I write? That is a question all new writers ask themselves. In fact this is one of the most difficult questions to answer.

The quick and dirty answer is of course "Whatever I Darn Well Please!" (I try to keep it on a PG level ;^D). But the real answer is a bit more complicated and needs to be looked at on various levels.

First of all it depends whether you are writing for yourself or for others. That is are you writing for yourself or are you writing on spec for others (i.e. an assigned article, book, SOP or manual for a business or product). If you are writing on spec for others then, well it is spelled out what and how you need to write. However if you are writing for yourself, then this is the article for you.

Then you need to determine what you like to read. As you read, ask yourself:

What is it about those books that you like?
Is there anything you feel you could do better?
Did you wish it ended differently?
How would you have liked the characters to interact?

These are just examples of the questions that should be going through your mind. If they do, congratulations you have found your forte, the almighty genre you've been looking for.

But wait, what if you find yourself doing this to two different genres? Well you are in luck, because having a choice is always a good option to have. The trick here is to write out stories in each one. Whichever one you find yourself writing more, and interesting stories, well that's where your true interest lies.

The thing is there is no "right answer" to the main question, you just need to follow your heart and see where it leads. Never write something just because it seems to be the current fad. If you do this and you aren't really interested in the subject, your writing will be dry, uninteresting and flat. Its like the bad book you read, the bad movie or play you see where the actors just seem to be going through the motions. Yes a lot of these do make it out to the public, but you don't have to contribute to the flotsam and jetsam of the art world.

Follow your heart, readers will know.

Come back next time for more tips, tricks and techniques to assist you in your writing,marketing and sales efforts. Remember we're all in this together and I'm pulling for you.



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